Gran’s Piercing Accusation

Daily writing prompt
What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve ever been part of?

The scene- my living room on a Saturday morning

The date- circa 1986-87

Eating my bowl of Cheerios with my 12-year-old nephew,who spent the night here at Grandma’s house while his parents were away, Grandma ( my mom ) was tidying things up when she sat down and felt something sharp. She picked it up and it was a diamond studded earring.

Immediately, she gets on me for leaving my jewelry around. I explain its not mine. I only have one pair, and they are presently in my ears.

She said they couldn’t be hers since she did not have pierced ears.

” Well if they’re not yours, and they’re not mine, then who’s are they?”

” Oh, that’s mine,” my nephew chimed in, “Thanks, Gran.”

My mother gave me the deer in the headlights look and I laughed my head off.

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